Aliens in Cybertrucks?
A startling new rumor has been circulating across fringe political forums and late-night talk shows: fleets of alien visitors are reportedly entering the United States in UFOs disguised as Tesla Cybertrucks. According to self-styled cosmic insiders, the extraterrestrials have chosen the boxy electric vehicle because it “doesn’t raise eyebrows” on American highways—except, perhaps, for those who think it looks like a futuristic toaster.
President Donald Trump has allegedly commented on the phenomenon, suggesting that he may arrange a direct meeting with these visitors. “We’ll sit down, we’ll talk. Nobody talks to aliens better than me,” he supposedly declared at a recent rally. Eyewitnesses claim he emphasized that the beings were not only disguised but also burrowing beneath the nation’s infrastructure, tunneling underground with unknown intentions.
Some theorists connect the UFO-Cybertruck wave to the old concept of Thetans—immortal spiritual entities said to inhabit human bodies. In this revised narrative, the newcomers are thought to be Thetans made flesh, arriving in borrowed Cybertruck shells to blend into American culture before surfacing at strategic moments.
Complicating matters further, several reports describe the visitors’ appearance as strangely familiar: tall, pale, and “looking suspiciously like Russians.” This has only fueled speculation that world politics may soon involve interstellar negotiations that blur the line between Cold War nostalgia and science fiction fantasy.
Whether genuine invasion, elaborate hoax, or a new wave of political theater, the imagery is proving powerful for Trump supporters. “Aliens, Cybertrucks, and MAGA in one sentence,” one attendee remarked, “sounds like the start of the greatest campaign in the galaxy.”
Could they be panning for gold under the oceans? Have you seen any odd looking guys cruising the local hot spots with gold pans? Where they driving Cybertrucks?
Be alert.
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